Monday, November 21, 2005

calvin quotes!

sorry just couln't help myself!

"My powerful brain has come up with a topic for my paper."
"Great."
"I'll write about the debate over Tyrannosaurs. Were they fearsome predators or disgusting scavengers?"
"Which side will you defend?"
"Oh, I believe they were fearsome predators, definitely."
"How come?"
"They're so much cooler that way."

3 Comments:

Blogger Albatross said...

Calvin: Why would she want another kid?? She's already got me!
Hobbes: Yes, you'd think she'd have learned her lesson...

Calvin: Dad, how do people make babies?
Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears??
Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:30:00 AM  
Blogger SiD said...

awesome! almost fell off my chair when i read the first one!
awesome...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:59:00 AM  
Blogger SiD said...

Calvin: I'm being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!
Hobbes: Is it a right to remain ignorant?

Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:13:00 AM  

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