Thursday, February 23, 2006

She gets Me a Life !

Me Says:

I sit there staring at the big fat funny tube,
Colours glaring out of an idiotic cube,
And in a flash, Rohini's on my screen,
Cant tell really, but she must be 16,
I sit now rapt in attention in this moment
For Dit Dot Dash messages being sent
She promises me of exciting times ahead
She goes and I'm waiting, with all plans rested
She walks away winking, spice it up, she says,
And while I'm eyeing TV, Aww ! "Hamlet" plays

And She Says:

I sit there staring at the big fat funny tube,
Colours glaring out of an idiotic cube,
And in a flash, Rohini's on my screen,
Cant tell really, but she must be 16,
I sit now rapt in attention in this moment
For Dit Dot Dash messages being sent
She promises me of exciting times ahead
Get out! she says, there's so much to see
'Bout time you experienced what's on TV.
There's people to meet, and places to go,
So much fun to be had with boyfriend in tow!
Up jumps Megha, having seen the light,
And says to Rohini, "I think I just might!"
So this the story of how Megha gets a life
Who knows, soon enough she might even become a wife!

;)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Imagine

Imagine there's no countries,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...
...
And the world will live as one

~ John Lennon ~

Lennon wrote these words and though there's no doubt about how nice the song is, I wonder is that what we really want? Being different is an integral part of human nature, if we were all the same what would be the difference between us and the millions of computers that we use. Again borrowing from Bono's song "we're one but we're not the same", I think describes us as a race.
peace and religion are subjective and to some extent conflict is required to keep our minds going. Without this we would just be droids walking around without and personality of our own.
Assume for a second that everyone in the world is "one" would we be able to appreciate it? Would we not question the ideas of the people around us and if we did would that not stir up argument and maybe even war (in the worst case). It isn't possible to be completely "one" with everyone on this planet, knowing our nature.
The Olympics were started as a measure to stop war. They're great for entertainment now, but we're kidding ourselves if we say that its helping us stop conflict. On or off the field, conflict is an integral part of humans.

Monday, January 30, 2006

high vs drunk

Wham! Its going, going, going and caught :(
This guy was a little high according to him, according to his friends he didn't know where his legs were. borrowing a line from Robbin Williams he says "if only i can find my legs, i can drive". So he gets into his car, with his friends, who for the record were equally high and decides to drive within the speed limits so the cops don't stop them. After driving for about 15 minutes this guy hits the first red and stops. Waiting, waiting, waiting for it to turn green, 1 minute passes, 2 minutes ... 5 minutes, so he turns back and goes isn't there something wrong with this light?
"yeah, looks like its broken", comes the reply.
blue, red lights from the back, a cop.
"what seems to be the problem officer?"
"your licence and reg. please, you've been standing at this light for how long?"
"almost 15 minutes now, looks like there's something wrong"
"yeah there does seem to be something wrong, but it ain't the light. you guys have been here for the last hour and a half!!!"

at first it seemed like a briliant plan but now on retrospect it wasn't such a good idea, so my question is this...
when u drink and drive u tend to drive like crazy, when u'r high u drive 15 in a 45 zone???? go figure.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Timepass or creativity...whatever !!!

Something some of us know already but for everybody's fun here it is on the LogicZero :)

Statement: I saw an advertisement yesterday where our hero 'Spiderman' was shown dead next to something !!

1) What would be the best question after listenting to this?

2) And what's the answer?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The gender war continues..

Annihilating men???....who says so....?



"but YOU are...head first too"... take it light pls...



Wednesday, January 18, 2006

On Annihilating Men


This, my dear friends is all I have to say in response to Krish's buggy comment.
And, for good measure, :P

A Zen thought...

The three questions of greatest concern are --
1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing?
3. Does it know its place?


[Acharya, Nag] 4. Will it go away when I'm done with it?

-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.