Monday, January 30, 2006

high vs drunk

Wham! Its going, going, going and caught :(
This guy was a little high according to him, according to his friends he didn't know where his legs were. borrowing a line from Robbin Williams he says "if only i can find my legs, i can drive". So he gets into his car, with his friends, who for the record were equally high and decides to drive within the speed limits so the cops don't stop them. After driving for about 15 minutes this guy hits the first red and stops. Waiting, waiting, waiting for it to turn green, 1 minute passes, 2 minutes ... 5 minutes, so he turns back and goes isn't there something wrong with this light?
"yeah, looks like its broken", comes the reply.
blue, red lights from the back, a cop.
"what seems to be the problem officer?"
"your licence and reg. please, you've been standing at this light for how long?"
"almost 15 minutes now, looks like there's something wrong"
"yeah there does seem to be something wrong, but it ain't the light. you guys have been here for the last hour and a half!!!"

at first it seemed like a briliant plan but now on retrospect it wasn't such a good idea, so my question is this...
when u drink and drive u tend to drive like crazy, when u'r high u drive 15 in a 45 zone???? go figure.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Timepass or creativity...whatever !!!

Something some of us know already but for everybody's fun here it is on the LogicZero :)

Statement: I saw an advertisement yesterday where our hero 'Spiderman' was shown dead next to something !!

1) What would be the best question after listenting to this?

2) And what's the answer?

Thursday, January 19, 2006

The gender war continues..

Annihilating men???....who says so....?

"but YOU are...head first too"... take it light pls...

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

On Annihilating Men

This, my dear friends is all I have to say in response to Krish's buggy comment.
And, for good measure, :P

A Zen thought...

The three questions of greatest concern are --
1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing?
3. Does it know its place?

[Acharya, Nag] 4. Will it go away when I'm done with it?

-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.